R.I.P. Poker Face

Dear Poker Face,

You did it again. You called (oh wait I mean texted) our friend that you were in town, waited for the response (to help boost your esteem), got the witty hello (smiled), continued flexting (a.k.a. flirty texting), made plans to meet up… Then you disappeared (again). Bad news for you- our friend went out, sparked with someone else, called your bluff, and deleted all of your electronic communications.

R.I.P. P-p-p–poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah)!

Heart,
Lady LaLa